Young Adults Partying Too Much

Posted by ahbeng in dear ahbeng, featured | 2 comments

Dear ahbeng,

My daughters are 19 & 21 years old, and they are out every Friday & Saturday night. They often return at 4am in the morning, and reek of alcohol, cigarette smoke & all sorts of wierd smells. Sometimes they don’t return home at all till lunch time.

I have tried to dissuade them from partying too hard, but they never listen. When I suggest their friends are a bad influence, they raise their voices at me or storm out of the house.

They used to be such angels and we used to do things together as a family but now they don’t want to hang out with mum & dad.

My husband & I are at our wits end… we have no idea what to do. We have just been giving them extra money and make them promise to use it to pay for their taxi fare home. But I suspect they’ve been spending the money on more alcohol and drugs!

Should we also slip condoms into their handbags as well?

You and your husband are failures… failures as parents and failures as members of society. You raised two ungrateful vixens who may either get pregnant, overdose or drink & drive.

However, there is still hope, and as always ahbeng has the solution. The best way to stop obstinate young adults from continuing with their reckless ways is to embarrass them in front of everyone they know.

ahbeng suggests you learn the following dance, then find out where they go clubbing and perform this everywhere they go. Make sure you announce to everyone you’re their parents.

Soon, they’ll run out of places to go to, will be too embarrassed to show their faces in public, and will be forced to stay home.