Netbook for Teens
Dear ahbeng,
My oldest son used to be lazy, always refusing to clean his room. In fact, he was rarely in it. He used to always be out in the park playing with his friends.
On his recent 16th birthday, my husband and I got him one of those affordable netbooks, and that has transformed him entirely! He makes his own bed everyday and keeps his room tidy. He also clears his own bin without me asking, even before rubbish collection day.
While we’re very proud of the man our son is becoming, we can’t help but take a bit of credit for coming up with such a great gift idea. I feel every parent out there should learn from us, and buy their children netbooks for their next birthdays.
You and your husband are idiots. You have just introduced your son to the world of online porn.
The reason why he doesn’t go out and play with his friends is because they are all online sharing naughty divxs & jpegs.
The reason why his room is spotless is because he doesn’t want to give you an excuse to go in to check on him.
Finally, the reason why he clears his rubbish bin is to discard the tissues he uses to clean up after himself.
If you still don’t believe your beloved son is a dirty little one hander, just wait till Christmas. He’s going to ask for an 1TB external USB harddrive to store his digital porn collection.
this site is too high level man
ahbeng.net has returned & is still so happening lah!! *shimmmmyyyyy!!*
look at you ahbeng you big sexy matha fcking stallion, you beautiful specimen of a man, I just want to take off your white jeans and your red gingham pocket hanky and fck you right now.
This is hilarious! You came back with a vengeance! (storm)
Way to rise from the dead ahbeng, like no one else could – can’t wait to see more!!
Ahbeng, does your response reflect upon your experiences at all?
I LOVE YOU AHBENG.
U CAN PLAY WITH MY HELICOPTER ANYTIME
@jediclinto Hopefully it will stay that way…
@giveittomehardbigboy Give it to me hard big boy!
@nawtee ahbeng (strom)s only when nawtee is involved.
@wilpee ahbeng has enough ideas to keep him motivated to keep posting for the next few weeks.
@phardeelah ahbeng’s experiences always result in positive responses for everyone involved…
@nawtydon ahbeng wants to play with your army chopper that has double propellers… one for you and one for ahbeng.